The Movie: Think of any classic horror movie from the last few decades, be it Halloween, Friday the 13th or A Nightmare on Elm Street, and how easily Bray Wyatt could slot into them as the maniacal antagonist. A witty, campy killer who gets tremendous amounts of pleasure out of hunting down nubile young men and women. Why It'd Be Awesome: Because Wyatt is awesome on the mic, and so as long as the movie gave him pause to speak in-between kills (or surely as he toys with his victims), then Wyatt could deliver a horror movie with a ton of personality, certainly more than Kane's two bungled efforts in the See No Evil "franchise". With so much mythology already developed for Wyatt's character, hell, why not just put Wyatt in the movie playing himself? Oh, that whole "mass murder in the PG Era" problem? Put some effort into inventive kills, let the wrestler come up with some of his own quirky kill monologues, and you've got a sure recipe for nightmare fuel.
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