18 Image Changes WWE Wrestlers Should Never Have Tried
4. Eighties Throwback Needs Throwing Back
Dolph Ziggler has really let himself go, and it's a crying shame. Okay, thats a bit harsh. In a previous article I compared and contrasted Zigglers current eighties cock rock look with a real life picture of Kip Winger, the hilarious figurehead of tragic hair metal band Winger. Here, Ive simply used computer wizardry to make Ziggler appear a little heavier than he does at present. Oh okay, not really you spoilsports. Thats Greg The Hammer Valentine, the dour spawn of a surfer dude and a fridge but it could be the Ghost Of Ziggler Future. This is genuinely how the Show-Off looks now. Its not a pretty sight. It wasnt a pretty sight back in the eighties, either. David Lee Roth and Vince Neil couldnt get away with this today. Why does Ziggler think he can? The best I can come up with is that, after so many years of stop-start pushes and 50/50 booking, Nick Nemeth really doesnt give a handful of unhappy crap anymore. Its oddly inspirational, when you look at it that way.
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