18 Image Changes WWE Wrestlers Should Never Have Tried

11. It€™s About To Get Funky Up In Here

Brodus Clay€™s chin-strap beard in his WWE days wasn€™t the finest look anyone€™s ever seen, but it luxuriated in the virtue of being short. Freedom being a bad idea for some people, the first thing the newly-christened Tyrus did upon being released from WWE was to continue growing that beard into a giant wheel of hair like an inverted lion€™s mane. Not only that, but he began to wear a singlet that appeared to have a giant blue penis curving down the spine. It€™s the kind of ring gear that makes small children nervous and parents write stern emails. This is not what a non-PG product is for, TNA. Sort it out.
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