18 Image Changes WWE Wrestlers Should Never Have Tried

10. A Thousand Times No

In his second appearance on this list, the Undertaker drew vexed, unhappy looks around 2000 when he appeared on television wearing blue jeans and a blue denim shirt, open to the chest. That€™s the shirt, obviously. Had the jeans been open to the chest, the man would have been arrested. The new American Badass persona was already on dodgy ground with many fans for not being a throwback supernatural cartoon character with zero credibility in a so-called Era of Attitude. As you can probably tell, I was a huge fan of the more realistic Undertaker, as a proper Undertaker fan of a decade€™s standing at the time. I mark for Mark, basically€ not for giant zombies, cult warlocks or undead wizards. However. However, however, however. Double denim is a war crime. There€™s no two ways about it. No one can pull it off, especially not the Undertaker. If the prancing Oirish girl band B*witched looked like bad spanners in double denim, then a large Texan man has no chance of making it work.
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