18 Things We Learned From Enzo & Big Cass On The Steve Austin Show

Enzo reveals that before he suited up as a Fighting Seagull he played his first year of football at Springfield College, the same school John Cena went to. Unfortunately, his stay there was short-lived because he was kicked out "for being too awesome".

Austin asked him to elaborate and he says he'd rather not say, but when you get down to brass tacks he was "out there raising hell, all sorts of it. Having the time of my life and basically doing my time". 

Steve wants to know what kind of student Enzo was and he brags that you have never met anyone who is as adept at cutting corners as he is. For example, he says he earned a journalism degree yet swears he's never read one single book in his entire life. Austin doesn't believe him but he insists it's true, pointing out that he's written plenty but never read much of anything.

Amore claims he's written a thousand pages worth of promos that he keeps on his person at all times, and his motto has always been "You keep reading and I'll keep writing". He says he has too much creativity going on in his head to sit down and read anything, thinking that he'd rather just write something himself that will make him money.