20 Reasons Why Last Night's WWE Raw Reunion Was An Absolute Mess

12. Alundra Blayze Is Drunk

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Was the former Madusa smashed when she took the 24/7 Championship from Candice Michelle? That’s the only plausible explanation for the sh*t that came out of her mouth as she choked her fellow “legend” out.

“This is exactly what I’ve been talking about!”, she growled, “having to deal with women like you… alloftheseyears! C’mon, call an official!”

The most pathetic chokehold/tap-out imaginable followed, before Blayze addressed the gathered Melina, Naomi, and Kelly Kelly, saying: “If any of you have a problem with me being 24 Champion, you better tell it to my face, because I am not going to be champion very long!”

Later, Blayze attempted to drop the belt in the bin a la that December ‘95 episode of Nitro. It got cricket chirps.

Good!

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