20 Reasons Why WWE Fastlane 2019 Was An Absolute Mess

3. Sassy Southern What-The-Hell?

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Lacey Evans' contractually obliged Abe Simpson walkdown came just before the main event, as the 'Sassy Southern Belle' strutted down in a red two-piece, turned around, and f*cked off whence she came, further cementing her status as WWE's most pointless act.

Even EC3 has more direction than Evans, yet this is who Vince McMahon supposedly wants to face Asuka at WrestleMania 35?

Burn it down. Burn it all down.

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