20 Signs You Watch Too Much WWE

18. You Know All The Words To Wrestlers' Theme Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSefgWp3Jg Wrestlers' theme songs used to be catchy and recognizable - it didn't take very long to get accustomed to the Exodus-inspired grandiosity of Mr. Perfect's entrance music or The Undertaker's funerary dirge. Even theme songs with lyrics - like those of Shawn Michaels and Demolition - kept it simple. For the past decade, WWE has preferred to take a more radio-friendly approach with the music it produces, with longtime music creator Jim Johnston writing songs for other bands (including Motorhead) to perform. Today's songs typically have more words, and those words are obscured by music. But it doesn't change the fact that, after hearing them hundreds of times, you know exactly how many years of anger Batista has swallowed down or what Randy Orton's voices do for him.
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Scott Fried is a Slammy Award-winning* writer living and working in New York City. He has been following/writing about professional wrestling for many years and is a graduate of Lance Storm's Storm Wrestling Academy. Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/scottfried. *Best Crowd of the Year, 2013