15. Are Triple H And Shawn Michaels Racist Because They Beat Up Booker T?
Shawn Michaels super-kicked Booker T, so he must hate other races, right? This question is plainly ridiculous, the sweet chin music in question was part of a storyline, which had no connotation of racism at all. As for Hunter calling Booker T a "ni**a" which this fans claims to have seen, that's false, that word never once came from Triple H's mouth. The Hunter / Rock allegations are also hilariously stupid, of course race wasn't an issue, they were competitors at the same time, nothing more to it. You can't help but laugh when this fan says "i even seen the rock come save him and hhh had this mean look on his face like it was a problem." DX aren't some sort of covert Ku Klux Klan.
14. Jackie Chan Working With John Cena And The Rock?
At first this sounds like it's going to be some sort of 'Chuck Norris' style joke, but this fan is deadly seriously... there's an intense interest here in Cena, Rock and Jackie Chan. Random to say the least. Who would win in a triple threat WWE match between Rock, Cena and Chan? You can't help but laugh. This would just never happen. Not content with wanting to see Chan in WWE, this fan also wants to see the WWE crossing over into a Chan movie. Would you watch one? Would it be any good? Will they do their own stunts? You can just imagine what this person's bedroom is like adorned in Cena, Rock and Chan posters no doubt.
13. Did Stephanie McMahon Like Triple H's New Haircut?
Well, first off, who cares? But as you read deeper into the question, this person is hilariously creepy with their question. "I think she does and I think he may have gotten a reward by Stephanie McMahon for cutting his hair." That statement is a true laugh out loud 'WTF' moment. He got a 'reward' from Stephanie for getting the haircut? The fact this fan is even thinking about Hunter's haircut this much is worrying. "He probably got the reward that Stephanie told Triple H that now looks like Vince McMahon," is an even creepier thing to say. We don't know what this fan is thinking about, but to first imply Hunter got a sexual reward, and to then imply she likes it because he looks like Vince... this whole question is hilariously disturbing!
12. Is CM Punk A 'Subliminal Message' For Alcohol And Tobacco Companies
This fan establishes they aren't a full time wrestling fan because they are worried that CM Punk will subliminally influence them into consuming alcohol and drugs. They go into great detail about how Punk is a conspiracy from smoking / drinking corporations to get "mostly poor and uneductaed" people on to consuming products. Wow. The internet wrestling community will no doubt be up in arms at being called poor and uneducated, the logic from this observer just doesn't add up. Sure, Punk was a heel character so his criticism of drinking was going to get booed, but would his act in anyway influence people to drink or not to drink? And did he ever really talk about smoking all that much? Plus, Punk turned face and still talked about not drinking, so this question just doesn't stack up. The resounding answer is that CM Punk wasn't cast as a bad guy 'straight edger' in order to subliminally influence the WWE universe into alcohol and tobacco.
11. Is Mickie James Pregnant... Or Just Really Fat?
This question obviously came during the 'Piggie James' era, it demonstrates how WWE storylines can be harmful, obviously the more easily influenced fans really started to believe Mickie was a fat pig. The question is hilariously and depressingly stupid. If she was pregnant, do you really think she would wrestle? The idea that she should go "sexy anorexic" is also a sad comment. For the record, Maryse and Michelle McCool aren't anorexic, so that statement is just dumb. As for answering the question, no, of course James wasn't pregnant. She had however piled a few pounds on, so as a rib someone in creative put this into the Piggie James storyline. You could hardly describe her as unhealthily fat though. For the record though, she really is away from wrestling with a pregnancy right now.
