2. John Morrison Crushes A Small Dog With Starship Pain (Russell Madness, 2015)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVH9ULo4mzQ John Morrison's WWE career had its ups and downs, but carrying The Miz must seem like a pleasant memory compared to doing the same for a Jack Russell Terrier. In Russell Madness(presumably Russell Mania would have gotten them sued) Morrison plays The Hammer, a top wrestling bad guy who comes face to snout with a pro wrestling dog. While the dog has his day at the end of the film, every movie (and every match) needs a heat spot - Russell Madness' comes when the decidedly non-Greg Valentine Hammer uses Morrison's Starship Pain finisher on the 14-pound dog, presumably shattering every one of his tiny bones. Now that's a heel.
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