2017 WWE Superstar Shake-Up Ranked - From Worst To Best

17. Bray Wyatt

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Oh Bray. Poor, poor Bray. In a parallel world, Bray Wyatt is a multi-time champion in WWE, an anti-authority babyface running roughshod over the company and delivering the best promos in professional wrestling. The men he has defeated have all been changed in some way or another, and 'The Eater of Worlds' is a genuine main event performer in every sense of the world.

In this world, Bray Wyatt wrestled in a haunted house and had a nothing rivalry with Seth Rollins over the summer, before embarking on what may be WWE’s worst feud of 2017. The Wyatt/Finn Bálor story was supposed to be a tale of two mind games masters - it almost ended with Bray in drag fighting a Goosebumps-pumpkin version of Bálor.

Bray was saved the ignominy of wrestling in a burlap sack by the mumps. I wouldn’t wish that miserable virus on anyone, but it may well end up being the most silver of linings for Wyatt. No individual in WWE has been damaged more in 2017 than Bray Wyatt - he needs to find the hard reset button, and fast.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.