23 WTF Moments From Last Night's WWE SmackDown (Sept 20)
17. It's Otunga Time!
Guess what. I woke up this morning, went on Twitter and saw that David Otunga blocked me without direct provocation. I've never mentioned him once - why would I? He makes me look like Jim Ross on commentary - which means he's hunted my account down (@RossOnRasslin) (wink) and blocked me without remorse.
It's the great blocking of JBL all over again! I can't believe it! Why always me?
That means that Otunga Time is now a thing you'll be seeing more regularly in these articles. You've done it now, Dave!
First of all, we have the three moments when Dave claimed that he is filming a movie with Adam Sandler and bumped into Rikishi recently on set.
What on earth is Rikishi doing there? Is he an actor these days? That's a potential WTF Moment all on its lonesome.
Dave claimed that he asked Big Kish why his sons have turned to the dark side with their new attitudes... and then fell silent... three times... he started his story three bloody times and failed to finish it on each occasion...
SmackDown is known as the blue brand but my goodness Dave, I don't believe a person has 'blue balled' a group of people more severely than you did here! You little tease, you...
Kids, if you don't know what the phrase 'blue balled' means, PLEASE go and ask your parents!
The next opportunity we got for some Otunga Time was when Dave said: "What kind of man uses his wife to get ahead?"
Those were the words of David Otunga, husband of Jennifer Hudson...
Need I say anymore?
The final #OtungaTime moment arrived when Dave claimed that hardly any Superstars win a title when they're in WWE... even though we all know, just by looking at those long lists of champions on Wikipedia, that the exact opposite of what Dave said is true.
DAVE! Even you held a bloody WWE title during your time on the main roster. That alone is enough to prove the claim that came out of your mouth is absolutely false.
David Otunga has to be in the 10 worst Superstars since the turn of the millennium, right?
My opinion of David Otunga, the wrestler, wasn't altered by the unprovoked blocking he served me earlier today. He really was rubbish, wasn't he? So clunky, he had a severe lack of charisma and was clearly one of those guys who went as far as he did as a result of his body alone!