20. Eric Young Says He Has An "Eye-Ron" Clad Contract
After Dixie finishes a rant berating E.Y. as a turncoat, he replies that there's a reason why she can't fire him: he has an "iron clad contract", or as he says twice, an "eye-ron clad contract." Quite what an iron clad contract is is never really explained and the crowd are just encouraged to blindly go along with it, but either way, it seems pretty clear that E.Y.'s insubordination would be pretty solid grounds for a dismissal. Are we supposed to believe that this maniac can afford a better lawyer than TNA? It's just a silly way to paper over the fact that, in real life, E.Y. wouldn't be employed anymore, when TNA might've been better off just glossing over it and pretending it never happened...
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