2. Ox Baker
The late Ox Baker sported a mustache that changed all the rules of the game. Coming several inches off of his face and offsetting his complete lack of hair, the 'stache worked with Baker's demonic eyebrows to give him an out-of-this-world, almost Martian-like quality. Baker became one of the most feared and hated heels of the 1970s, in no small part thanks to a mustache that makes most beards jealous.