33 WTF Moments From WWE SummerSlam 2016

As per usual, let's get rid of all the John O'Clock moments from a WWE show in one fell swoop!

First of all, after David Otunga labelled Apollo Crews a "jackrobat," because he's jacked and an acrobat, John replied by saying "that's about as bad as Byron sex... best of six."

WHAT THE F**K DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Secondly, John proceeded to list a barrel load of AJ Styles' accomplishments and claimed that The Phenominal One has never been involved in something as big as SummerSlam in the "Barclays Arena."

First of all, John called Styles' WrestleMania match against Chris Jericho a few months ago, which is immediately bigger than anything SummerSlam could hope to be. Also, Barclays Arena? It's Barclays Center, John. How could you get that wrong in the midst of the endless promotion WWE have given the building over the past couple of years with their three event summer weekenders?

Next, former college American Football player and professional wrestler John Bradshaw Layfield claimed you can't teach strength.

WEIGHTS!

And finally, when AJ Styles hit his Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker on John Cena, John shouted "beat him with his own move! He beat him with his own move!" - Cena Kicks out - "How great would that have been for AJ Styles to come into SummerSlam and beat john cena with his own move?!"

Jonny B is blind and thought AJ hit an AA. Jonny C has never thrown a rogue knee into one of his finishers in his life! Please, tell me he did during his time on OVW, or maybe even before. Go on you smarks, prove me wrong.

That's it for all the John O'Clock moments from SummerSlam, I can't wait for SmackDown already.