18. Chainsaw Charlie Brings His Chainsaw To The Rumble
Well of course he does. It's in his name. Chainsaws are a stupid foreign object, aren't they? I don't think anything should be in a wrestling match that could cause instant death; it's just not believable. If chainsaws are allowed, why doesn't someone bring a gun to the next Rumble? There has to be a line somewhere. Then again, Cactus Jack doesn't seem to mind, taking on his old pal with nothing more than a steel chair. Luckily, Funk drops the chainsaw, and a brave referee scoots into the ring to remove it.