7. "Cold Stone Is The Man!"
Mike Tyson, as the saying goes: you had one job. As Austin triumphantly departs, Michael Cole interviews the Baddest Man on the Planet. His response? "Cold Stone is the man!" Cold Stone. Cold Stone. Tyson goes on to clarify that, not only is Cold Stone the man, but he made him a fortune in the process. It turns out Mike Tyson bets on professional wrestling, and somehow got long enough odds on Austin to make a sizeable profit. Either that, or he staked his entire bank balance on the Rattlesnake. Or, you know, it's all just a work. But where's the fun in assuming that?