23. Xavier Woods' Hilarious Ringside Commentary
Xavier Woods continued to prove himself an outrageously entertaining ringside presence with his terrific commentary throughout the match, his best zingers including, "We eat bacon, eggs, and toast, because we eat a good breakfast", "I hate to see that kinda thing happen to a nice guy like Darren Young, he's so nice. He's a great man, but he's gonna lose tonight", "New Day rocks, like a bag of rocks", and of course, "Tricep meat all day long! Big E's got the market cornered on tricep meat! You can't even get a hamburger in WWE because Big E sells nothing but tricep meat." At least Vince seems to at least appreciate how ridiculously over these guys are, because they regained the Tag Titles in the Fatal 4 Way tag match.
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