4 Ups & 3 Downs From NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 (Night 2)
2. Opener Fails To Function
These clowns got the date wrong on the Fingerpoke of Doom banter tribute spot. The 4th of January does not in fact last 48 hours.
Sake.
Toru Yano's gimmick is that he rolls everybody up when they do not expect it as a comedy spot. This makes him, New Japan's enduring second match comedy folk hero, literally every WWE wrestler in 2021. This wasn't the second match, though; this was the opener, and set a weird mood that Shingo Takagi and Jeff Cobb had to literally smash through just before the intermission. Bad Luck Fale was half-decent value pulling BUSHI out of the ring so hard he landed on the entrance ramp, but mostly, this was just strange and unfunny and a poor use of resources because it wasn't a Tomohiro Ishii singles match. What a bizarre combination of wrestlers toiling for a bizarre title - a stark illustration of NJPW's bizarre 2020 decline.
Lacking in charm when it badly, badly needed it, Fale was mildly amusing as the big bastard who didn't care about his allegiances. Yano was Yano. Chase Owens was just irritating. BUSHI was just there.