4 Ups & 7 Downs From NXT Spring Breakin'

2. Toxic Adventures

Remember how when NXT debuted their version of Orange Cassidy, a comedy wrestler known as Wendy Choo? It didn’t take them very long to find a way to pervert the character and turn her into a joke.

Originally just very sleepy, Choo now has turned into a prankster who likes tormenting Toxic Attraction. And now she’s enlisted Roxanne Perez to help, pulling her into this silliness. Tuesday, Wendy meddled with Mandy Rose’s tanning bed, frying her to a crisp and ruining her day – not to mention giving her skin cancer.

Then we turned to Jacy Jayne and Gigi Dolin, who found out that they had left their beach gear available for Choo and Perez to steal their shoes and car keys – because grand theft auto is funny! You see, making the heels run barefoot across the hot pavement is comical comeuppance, according to WWE.

What a ridiculous nightmare this show is. And how terrible that Roxanne is being dragged into bad comedy just weeks after her highly touted debut. But TV time is TV time to WWE.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fondly remembers watching WrestleMania III, IV, V and VI and Saturday Night's Main Event, came back to wrestling during the Attitude Era, and has been a consumer of sports entertainment since then. He's written for WhatCulture for more than a decade, establishing the Ups and Downs articles for WWE Raw and WWE PPVs/PLEs and composing pieces on a variety of topics.