16. Kevin Owens: "I Drink Soda & Eat Popcorn Every Day Of My Life"
As Owens heads to the ring, he talks to the crowd about the popcorn and soda incident last week on Raw. He asks what Ambrose has accomplished, and if it included him throwing the aforementioned goods in his face last week. Owens retorts, "The thing is, I eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life, so that can't be it." Pretty good comeback, Owens: completely own your weight, especially after even Renee freaking Young made fun of him in the kick-off show. And it's all the more apt because, as Owens walked to the ring, a kid was holding a sign reading "Diet Owens Diet".
15. Owens Gets One Finger On The Rope
Ambrose manages to nail Dirty Deeds on Owens and goes for the pinfall, and a nanosecond before Ambrose would have the victory, Owens manages to reach his fingertip to the rope, to the shock of both Ambrose and the WWE Universe. Because hey, it's less effort than actually kicking out, so why not?
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