5 Least Threatening WWE Entrance Themes

A rejected Home Improvement theme tune meets your dad’s Betamax porn stash, Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake’s entrance music was true to his character’s male stripper roots, but that’s about all one can say in its favour. While audiences ate up Beefcake’s barber gimmick, marked by his novelty hedge clippers and penchant for taking more than a little off the top, his “Struttin & Cuttin’” anthem was too goofy for WWE fans to take him seriously.

Despite strong booking after his face turn at WrestleMania III, Beefcake never seemed like a legitimate threat, even when feuding with the Honky Tonk Man over the Intercontinental Championship. Singles gold somehow always eluded him.

Perhaps with a more intimidating entrance theme, Beefcake might’ve risen to the main event, instead of being remembered largely as a footnote to Shawn Michaels destroying The Rockers with the superkick heard around the world. We needed war room, not college dorm room, Brutus. No, mom, don’t turn on that black light!