5 Least Threatening WWE Entrance Themes

When Mike Rotunda returned to the WWE in the 1991 as former tax collector Irwin R. Schyster, he drew the kind of epic yacht owner heat most superstars dare not dream of, and to his credit, he made the most of his new gimmick, chalking up three tag title reigns with “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, in what was surely one of the strangest pairings in wrestling history. Since when do millionaires and taxes get along?

But with such a ridiculous character and those infamous red suspenders, the likelihood of IRS main eventing WrestleMania was about as likely as feasting your eyes on DiBiase’s million-dollar tax return. And Rotunda’s “Wall Street” entrance theme didn’t do much to plead his case.

Rarely used for a reason, “Wall Street” sounds like the opening credits of a legal drama. While a fitting entrance for watching the latest market returns or laying the subpoena-eth down on a defendant’s candy ass, it’s hardly the soundtrack to a beating. Even a briefcase over the head couldn’t save this one.