5 Most Bizarre Love Triangles In WWE History

Any storyline that involves a line like "I choppy choppy your pee pee!" definitely qualifies as bizarre.

In a tale only the Attitude Era could have produced, Val Venis, a kayfabe adult film star, seduced Kai En Tai manger, Yamaguchi-San's on-screen wife. Venis and Mrs.Yamaguchi-San even went so far as to make an adult video together.

When Yamaguchi-San learned of this treachery, he did what any husband would, which is try to spank his wife on national television with a wooden paddle. Fortunately, for Mrs.Yamaguchi-San's backside, Venis showed up to make the save.

The next week, the jilted husband appeared on RAW with a salami table and proceeded to slice meat with a sword before saying to Venis, "I choppy choppy your pee pee!"

Of course, the infamous angle came to a head when 'The Big Valbowski' was beaten, dragged backstage, and possibly castrated.

As it turned out, Venis' prized privates were saved by the world's most high-profile castration victim, John Wayne Bobbitt. According to the story, Bobbitt turned the lights out just before Yamaguchi-San's sword landed, thus causing the manager to miss the mark. For his part, Venis wisely decided to stop seeing Mrs. Yamaguchi-San, and the story ended.

To date, this is the only love triangle storyline that featured both a failed spanking and castration attempt ⁠— not to mention a John Wayne Bobbitt reference.