5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (August 10)
2. Finn Bálor's New Nickname
Finn Bálor is an excellent pro wrestler, overlooked though he is through rancid booking - fiery, creative, very technically sound, with the ability to pull off the gruesome-looking Coup De Grâs without caving his opponent's chest in - but he doesn't do well in the nickname stakes. 'Real Shooter' is a spot of tautology as unnecessary as his removal from the Brock Lesnar programme at Royal Rumble '18. 'An Extraordinary Man Who Can Do Extraordinary Things' is about as catchy as The Miz is when taking an aerial move.
On Monday's RAW, through the headset of Vince McMahon, Bálor was rechristened through the conduit that is Corey Graves: Bálor is now the "tiny Irishman", for f*ck's sake. Don't bother investing in his upcoming SummerSlam match, not that you were going to anyway - it's his third consecutive bout against Baron Corbin - because it doesn't matter. It won't dictate his career path. Where we see a dynamite wrestler with so much untapped potential and an awesome alter-ego that acts as kayfabe consolation for his slender frame, Vince McMahon sees Hornswoggle. Sadly, it's not difficult to recreate the scene in Gorilla in the mind's eye. Vince, surveying this old toy, settled on being spiteful.
How about a new nickname? How about just 'The Demon'? The guy who...can't...lose?