5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Dec 14)

3. A New, And Very Insane, Pro Wrestling Weapon

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Combat Zone Wrestling held what was apparently its 20th 'Cage Of Death' event on Sunday night, on which the garbage league introduced a new weapon into the batsh*t crazy lexicon of professional wrestling.

What was coined as a "drilldo" - a dildo attached to a drill, if that wasn't abundantly clear - was plunged into the mouth of some guy named Brandon Kirk by some other guy named Dan O'Hare. To tease anticipation ahead of the spot, some guy named Mitch Vallen feigned to poke him in the bottom with it, like a rascal of sorts. When the "drilldo" was plunged deep into Kirk's throat, the crowd let out hearty cries of "You suck d*ck! You suck d*ck! You suck d*ck!"

So essentially what we have here is a streamed but thoroughly low-rent entity making a really witless joke, one that was either or grimly homophobic/deeply unsympathetic to victims of rape - and it was pitched as a babyface move (!) for the amusement of a bunch of braying hicks. Then again, the mainstream, televised WWE presented something almost as crass on Monday.

And, on Sunday, to repeat, WWE will hang a guitar above the ring, towards which a deadlier weapon must be climbed. So, in effect, WWE has conspired to dream up something dafter than a drilldo.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!