5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Feb 1)
2. So The WWE Championship Is Made Out Of Hemp Now
The New Daniel Bryan character in itself is such a bizarre but no less welcome development.
Here we have a socialist vegan quoting classic literature in the middle of the same WWE ring in which some poor woman was once fat-shamed because Vince McMahon wanted to bury Rosie O'Donnell. This socialist vegan preaches an incredibly reasonable message - vital, provided you're not a dipsh*t incapable of differentiating between weather and climate - but does so under the guise of an obnoxious heel to both draw heat from the audience and work Vince into broadcasting it.
It's funny; AJ Styles on Louder With Crowder claimed that WWE prefers its performers to not politicise their promos one way or the other. That's probably what they just told AJ; were he afforded creative freedom, he'd likely tell his public to say your prayers, train for conversion therapy, and eat your vah-ta-mins.
On Tuesday's SmackDown, Bryan unveiled the sustainable WWE Championship, made up of hemp and a naturally fallen oak, in the process attracting attention from performative woke mainstream outlets, reinforcing the smug conviction the character has in himself, and creating the sort of indelible visual that is ripe for memes, video packages and merchandise.
The very sight of this thing, on Republican-leaning WWE television, was bonkers.