5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 23)

4. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like James Ellsworth Is [REDACTED]

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James Ellsworth: "Snap?"

Right. Until the legal system is adhered to, we cannot say with real certainty if James Ellsworth, per the weekend's accusation, sent an unsolicited video of himself performing a sexual act to a 16 year-old girl he knew was 16. Whether he has fallen afoul of obscenity laws is not for the court of public opinion to decide. Besides which, sadly, the idea of a pro wrestler on the groom isn't really an insane development. Reminder that this article is brought to you from Great 'BritWres' Britain.

What is insane is the optimism behind Ellsworth's...seduction technique, as was leaked to Ringside News. It will not be linked here; it is very, very NSFW.

Now, as a man bearing a weak chin, I feel somewhat comfortable offering a spot of advice here: if you're not the most classically handsome dude, you're best off using a self-deprecating charm, a reasonable sense of humour, and or a quiet charisma to appeal to potential love interests. If you look, phrenologically, like an utter creep, it's advisable not to mimic cunnilingus if, in fact, you look like an alligator snapping turtle luring prey with your tongue.

Incredibly, James Ellsworth's role in Asuka's burial wasn't the most disgusting thing he's done all year!

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and surefire Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!