5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 30)
3. Monday Night RAW Absolutely F*CKING SUCKS Part 1
On a night in which a shower of sh*t legendarily rancid even by WWE standards smashed us in our faces, let's isolate just three turds. We begin with Nia Jax, who might actually be worse than f*cking useless at this point.
Delivering a dire impression of Alexa Bliss, because all women are smug and disingenuous 1990s high school teen movie characters, Nia may have treated us to the worst line reading in all of pro wrestling. "I've been on a roll," she said. "I guess that means the top of the mountain...belongs...to me!" in very arch, very sh*tty fashion, her eyes rolling back into her heard with a faux orgasmic expression - the same one she wears, presumably, when she remembers that she's related to The Rock, and thus won't get punished for being punishingly sh*t.
Nia Jax is an accidental nightmare - but did she deliberately cut this sh*tty promo? There is no other explanation.
Ronda Rousey, who "hasn't been the same" since her match with Nia at Money In The Bank - despite subsequently winning the RAW Women's Title, remaining undefeated, and wrestling one of the best WWE women's matches ever at Survivor Series, absolutely nothing is of consequence on this show, just do and say whatever the hell you want, we're all too thick to remember - emerged to confront Nia, who had just insulted her, by wearing a massive smile on her face.
God f*cking forbid one of these people tries to convey authenticity on WWE television.
Ronda, infected by the cholera that is her upcoming opponent, cut an incredibly nervous promo in which she said the following:
"You are lucky that the time and the place and the person on the receiving end of that punch changed the history of the whole world."
This was the most cringeworthy segment of the year. Of all time.
Now, onto the lamest...