It probably wouldn't take much to launch a kickstarter campaign that would successfully crowdfund Pat Patterson's full-time return to the booking committee. The legendary creative genius undoubtedly shudders watching some of the abysmal finishes that WWE comes up with. We got TWO roll-up pins (the deadliest move in all of WWE), a DQ and a groin-shot all on the same pay-per-view. Ironically enough the cleanest loss on the show was the one Daniel Bryan suffered - the one guy who the fans least wanted to lose. This company has a serious dearth of creativity when it comes to booking finishes in anything other than main events, and it's a problem that they need to fix. It's like they only have this extremely shallow well that they go to time and time again because they either can't think of anything better or they're too lazy to try. Either way it needs to be remedied immediately. What did you think of Fastlane? Are we looking at the worst show of 2015, or will WWE top themselves? Let us know in the comments.
Brad Hamilton is a writer, musician and marketer/social media manager from Atlanta, Georgia. He's an undefeated freestyle rap battle champion, spends too little time being productive and defines himself as the literary version of Brock Lesnar.
