5 Ups & 3 Downs From AEW Dynamite (December 6 - Results & Review)
1. The Devil Angle Continues To Be Not Great
Moments before MJF & Samoa Joe's Tag Match TONIGHT on Dynamite, someone knocked out The Champ with a bottle! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS!@SamoaJoe | @The_MJF pic.twitter.com/2rrdzHTngE
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) December 7, 2023
Mercifully, MJF and Samoa Joe Vs. The Devil's Masked Men didn't happen. If it didn't begin and end with the MJF and Joe ripping at their masks, it would have been stupid. But do you know what else is stupid?
The idea of the match happening to begin with.
Did the Masked Men stay anonymous when they signed a contract for the match?
If so, and they could be anybody under there, how did the medical team clear them? Hell, they could be underage for all AEW knows. Wouldn't Tony Khan want to know who they are and potentially punish them? They have "run roughshod" over AEW, after all. They've compromised AEW's security system from the inside. They've shelved the Acclaimed for a month, effectively icing the Trios division. These renegades should be brought to justice, and yet they were rewarded with a match?
Do dumb BS, invite snarky questions.
Anyway, the Masked Men surrounded Joe before MJF could make his entrance. They put on a light show, for some reason, before the lights went out altogether. When the lights came back on, so did the big screen, on which it was revealed that MJF had been struck by a glass bottle. This angle was designed to encourage the audience to ask two questions - was Jack Perry responsible for this attack with "real glass", or was it suspicious that MJF wasn't actually seen to be assaulted? - but it was just another TNA-style cheap production nightmare with crappy TV wrestling logic. The patience isn't even wearing thin.
There's just an apathy to the entire main event scene at this point - a big shame, following up MJF's excellent verbal performance last week and a great backstage segment last night...