5 Ups & 5 Downs From NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 (Night 2)
3. House Of Torture vs. CHAOS
House of Torture's EVIL, SHO, and Yujiro Takahashi defeated YOSHI-HASHI, YOH, and Hirooki Goto of CHAOS to defend the NEVER Openweight 6-Man Championships on the midcard, and the match was exactly what you think it was.
HOT relied on Dick Togo's favoured Western heel tropes to get the job down. It was a match rife with interference spots, distractions, double-teams, and other shenanigans, culminating in SHO blasting YOH with his wrench, getting the pin, and scoring a measure of revenge for the previous night.
Lazy in their execution and lacking in intensity, House of Torture's matches remain a blight on New Japan. There's no art in working the same spots over and over for the sake of non-existent heat - and no point in wasting further words on this stuff.