5 Ups & 6 Downs From This Week's Impact Wrestling (Jun 7)

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6. Kenny 2.0

After being presented with a brand new kendo stick last week courtesy of The Sandman, Eddie Edwards has decided that the new weapon isn’t up to his standards, claiming that it just wouldn’t be fair to Kenny the kendo stick. So, what happens next?

Well, The Sandman drew a face on the replacement kendo stick, making Edwards feel more at home when he uses it. What?! How on earth does that change anything? It’s still a weapon to be used in wrestling, not a friend.

Realistically, if Eddie cared about his ‘friends’, then he wouldn’t be using them as weapons all the time. He’d be caring for them. Maybe that’s why his real-life friends always end up turning on him…