Heres a chant that no wrestler ever wants to hear: while chanting boring is pretty bad, a chant that basically tells a wrestler that he doesnt know how to do his job is both demeaning and embarrassing. When a wrestler hears this, its time to switch up the wrestling style or take the long walk back to a training center. But then its not always the end of the world: even guys like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan have at one point in their careers received the you cant wrestle chant, and they went on to have match of the year candidates numerous times. Its not a career killing chant, but it still hits well below the belt.
49. Shave Your Back!
Only the hairiest of the hairy, the manliest of the manly, the alpha male wrestlers who throw away their razors and shaving creams in preference to a coat of the finest human hair, are awarded this prestigious chant. One notable professional wrestler who often got the chant was Tensai aka A-Train. There was a period of time where shave your back chants followed him everywhere he went, but he never let the fans get to him. He kept that back as hairy as a wildebeest, and so should any wrestler who happens to share the DNA of the Wolf Man.
48. Youve Got Herpes!
Its not certain if a male wrestler has ever received this unique chant, but back in the good ol days of ECW, Francine would receive this chant on multiple occasions. True, she did have something of a reputation when it came to office romances and her involvement between Tommy Dreamer and Raven, along with Beulah McGillicutty, threw just enough grease on the fire to warrant such a chant. It was a chant that only applied to a very minute number of wrestlers, and thankfully the chant, along with its subject matter, didnt spread out any further.
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