Some things in wrestling should be a fire-able offense. Repeated drug issues, being reckless with your opponent, and of course, trying to pin someone while theyre laying on their stomach instead of their back. In what shouldnt even be classified as a rookie mistake, Cameron attempted to pin her old Funkadactyl mate in a singles match on the September 15th episode of Raw. The ref was obviously confused and had to tell her that pinning someone while their stomach is on the ground is not an acceptable way to pin anyone, anywhere. Despite Camerons favorite all-time match being Alicia Foxx vs. Melina, despite getting arrested for a DUI, despite being insanely annoying on Total Divas, despite not being trusted to work a singles match lasting over a couple minutes after a few years in the business, she still has a job. Sometimes life just dosnt make sense.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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