In many instances, WWE is years, if not decades behind the times when it comes to what is and is not socially acceptable. Making fun of little people solely because of the fact that they are little is not acceptable now, nor should it have ever been! Vince doesnt know or doesnt care. He just thinks its funny. When El Torito and Hornswoggle were facing off in a TLC match, it was re-named WeeLc because theyre short! Ha ha ha said Vince McMahon (most likely). Not to end there, but three additional announcers were added, all of them short as well. They were lovingly re-named from Jerry Lawler to Jerry Smaller, JBL to JB Elf and Michael Cole to Micro Cole. Yep, WWE is just as cool as ever.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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