You gotta love WWE humor. And by love, I mean hate. WWE humor is the worst. They make Two-and-a-Half Men look like the most groundbreaking, brilliant comedy in television history. One of the lowest points of year in WWE comedy was when Vickie Guerrero was ordered to get Stephanie McMahon some coffee. Wed never seen Vickie ordered to do that before, but hey, whatever. Well, on her way back to deliver her boss the coffee she was stopped by Roman Reigns who reminded her she should get some creamer. Thats pretty convenient that she forgot...and also that she decided to leave the beverage with Roman. Roman took advantage of the situation and put something in her drink (incredibly, obnoxiously convenient). Vickie took it back to the boss and was subsequently projectile vomited on multiple times. It was like watching a bad kids movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgTjS9RBDy8 In the follow-up, HHH said he had a strong reason to believe Roman was behind it. He is apparently not capable of rewinding his DVR to find out that he did it.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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