24. Michael Hayes Sings. Should Not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXJV9H0huo Its always obnoxious to hear stick to your day job when someone is trying to branch out and try new things. In the case of Michael Hayes, Id say he shouldnt stick to his day job, as hes not very good at that either. Hayes has played an important role in theme music in wrestling with the ahead of its time Badstreet USA. That was a long time ago, and his music sensibilities have gone straight to the toilet. In 2014, Hayes blessed us with some songs that werent meant to exist! The biggest offender is Why Dont They Let the Children Pray in School? First off who is They? The government wont stop kids from praying, they just cant encourage them to do it in a public school. When your own song title doesnt make any sense, you know youre in for a rough listen. Listening to the song is more painful than multiple chairshots to the crotch, and more embarrassing than a Rikishi Stinkface.
Andrew Soucek
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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