During The Usos vs. Gold and Stardust feud that just would not end, WWE gave us a segment on the October 21st episode of Main Event called How Well Do You Know Your Bro? They must have thought no one was watching. Well I was, and I want that 10 minutes put back on my life so I can do something more productive with it like watch old reruns of Sanford and Son! The segment was a terrible idea from the get-go, and everyone had to have known it. No one was good in this. No one was even at the level of bad. It was a cesspool of awfulness that would kill you if you took a swim in it! The Usos simply arent funny. JBL only tries to crack up his fellow announcers and Vince McMahon, and Gold and Stardust deserve better than existing solely to take part in crappy comedy segments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVu87G2dzUA Lucky for most, this was on one of WWEs least watched shows, but for those of us who sat through it, we may never look at our siblings the same way.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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