6 Crazy Stories Told By Jake Roberts On Piper's Pit

3. Piper Pulls A Gun

Bob Orton, Jr. prodded Jake with a rib by telling him how much Roddy loved snakes, so of course he fell for it. He approached Piper in the locker room to let him appreciate the animal and tapped him on the back while he was going through his briefcase. Roddy turned around and whipped out a pistol and drew down on the snake. All Jake could think was "Orton, I hate you" and stated that it was the quickest he had ever put the snake away. Roddy confirms he's utterly terrified of snakes, and Jake agrees, adding: "But for money what will we do? Everything." This leads into a discussion about the time Piper painted himself half-black, and how he had to travel through airports and on a plane from Toronto to Chicago to Portland while painted up, and Jake concedes that he's lucky he didn't get killed.
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