6 More Times Wrestlers Performed Their Finishers In Movies

4. Goldberg Spear - The Longest Yard / Universal Soldier: The Return

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We did Goldberg in the last video where he - hang on just going to make sure I’ve got this right and it’s not just a fever dream - plays an anti-christ interpretation of Santa Claus who spears a man through a deli counter and then stabs him to death with a menorah. My job’s weird.

Anyway since then it’s been pointed out that he’s actually done this in loads of films including The Longest Yard, a film where Steve Austin plays a racist who keks his own pants, and in Universal Soldier The Return, a film where Goldberg wears a Google Glass and precisely zero shirts.

It doesn’t really count as we’re only doing films but when I was in America last year - look, here is me absolutely off my nut in Vegas - I saw an advert where he spears Michael B Jordan’s window and watches his cable box explode. The US is mad, isn’t it.

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