6 WWE Fastlane 2018 Results Predictions

4. Orton Makes Another Tedious Slice Of History

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Randy Orton's gonna be at WrestleMania, you just know it. He's Randy Orton, it's what he does. Heck, he won the f*cking WWE Title at the show last April! No, really, he did!

Plus he's been growing his hair out, so deserves to be rewarded for this extraordinary effort to reinvent himself. The opportunity to make him a 'GRAND SLAM' Champion (whatever that actually means these days) and send him packing to New Orleans will be just too tempting, especially when Bobby Roode has been groomed for perpetual pre-show duty and can lose the strap with no loss of face thanks to a much-expected Jintrusion. Then *BAM!* a predictable if not oxymoronic RKO outta' nowhere.

Prediction: Randy Orton makes history, but incredibly fails to make anybody care.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.