6 WWE Fastlane 2018 Results Predictions

3. Lynchian Nightmare As Natella Spread Thin

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Throw cushions. Exactly what are they for? The only time you ever see them is when you're going to sleep, at which point they are annoyingly flung to the bedroom floor, later to be tripped upon during a darkwalk to the lav at some point during the night. Whenever they are actually ornamenting anything is when no one is around to see it. They really are the most superfluous of furnishings.

Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya & Carmella, then. This is the throw cushion of wrestling matches, hurled onto the card at the last minute to give it a slightly better appearance, but serving no actual function. The faces will win, despite the Becky Lynch shaped anchor dragging them down (no knock on Becky, but when does she ever win on PPV?).

Prediction: 'Necky' deck 'Catalya'.

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