6 WWE Fastlane 2018 Results Predictions

2. This Again?! OK!

Fastlane Predictions 2
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This Sunday will mark the fourth time the Samoan siblings have met Big E. and pals on PPV in less than a year, rather making a mockery of their New Day moniker. It probably feels like purgatory for the penitentiary pair, locked down with the same opponents almost since their return.

Prison life is the same routine day in, day out, but with the right cellmates it can be perversely enjoyable. That's the case here. Unlike the bars The Bar have placed before Raw viewers, behind which tedium set in long ago, The Usos and New Day's quotidian escapades have seen outbreaks of excellence. We don't mind if they're denied parole once more - and that's what'll happen, with The Usos holding firm for a while yet.

Prediction: A jail metaphor is stretched to breaking point, as The Uso retain.

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