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5. Dolph Ziggler Is A Flake

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Or "f*ckboy", as modern terminology has it.

YouTube personality Trisha Paytas has buried Dolph Ziggler in a recent tirade for standing her up on a recent date. Apparently, Paytas remained in contact with Ziggler after a one night stand last year because he was that...damn...good at bumping her all over the bedroom. Only, his recent brush-off has led her to retract that statement in a classic case of "didn't fancy him, anyway..."

She read out these salacious text messages which EXPOSED Dolph Ziggler as...a fairly polite man understandably tired from hurtling himself onto an unforgiving canvas for a living. "I'm old," he offered. This compelled her to drop him with a C bomb, and really, it has to be heard to be believed. If you thought that word was offensive in itself, just listen to the way she enunciated it. "Cunnnn.."

"Wrestling's f*cking fake but all the fans of this wrestling f*cking fake bullsh*t think it's real," she went on. Ignoring the total falsehood of this statement, somebody who makes money by crying into a camera probably shouldn't criticise anybody for their choice of occupation. Paytas signed off her missive by confirming that Ziggler is "leaving soon anyways."

Dolph Ziggler shouldn't entertain the thought of leaving WWE at this critical point. He defeated AJ Styles cleanly in the main event of SmackDown last week. Oh, no, wait - that was retconned this week when he lost the rematch in under seven minutes.

Best of luck in your future endeavours.

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