7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (June 9)
2. The Roman Reigns Push Might Actually Be Pointless
Roman Reigns is a far better performer than he's often perceived.
He has received the dreaded "You can't wrestle!" chants, but most non-partisan fans acknowledge that he has held his own in countless barnstormers. His ability isn't in question; his impossibly favourable booking and incongruous underdog positioning is.
For over three years, WWE has tried. Three years of building Reigns into this unbelievable force capable of overcoming or magically recovering from any obstacle. Three years of the Royal Rumble, ruined. Three years of sufferin' succotash. Three years of tater tots. Three years of reloading his fist (!) every time (!) he gears up to land the Superman punch (get a better gun, mate). Three years of WrestleMania crowd rejections. Three years of "anybody but you, Roman" - six, really, given that the Bray Wyatt feud felt like it took three years in and of itself to lurch to its inevitable conclusion (Roman > anybody). Three years of building Roman Reigns - to the disenchantment of adult fans everywhere - as a transparent, merchandise-shifting hero to children everywhere.
And it's all in vain!
News has emerged in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter that the media age of people who watch wrestling on television is over fifty. Those kids aren't dragging their parents to shows. Parents are dragging their kids alongside them. Essentially, Roman Reigns' merch is a tall glass of shut up juice.