7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (May 12)
1. Donald Trump Is Slowly Becoming Vince McMahon
1296011POTUS Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey this week - the man who is spearheading the investigation into his collusion with Russia, funnily enough. That's an insane development in itself - is there a more precise method of acknowledging guilt than that? - but it has little to do with wrestling...
...until one reads the final sentence in his dismissal.
"I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours," is how Donald Trump signed off, as if Comey was an undercard jobber well past his expiration date. The similarities between Trump and Vince McMahon abound. Both are capitalist oligarchs who were afforded more than a helping hand by their fathers. Both have impossible hair. Both are utterly impervious to the will of their detractors.
Those similarities are now becoming very, very literal. Will Trump force the next FBI Director to join the Kiss My Ass club? That might read as facetious, but stranger things have happened - Trump becoming President in the first place chief among them.
In the wake of the furore, Trump has blasted Comey as a "showboat" and a "grandstander". He is ostensibly calling Comey a spot monkey, sharing McMahon's disdain for the more spectacular performer. This new rationale came just days after Trump suggested he merely acted under the orders of the Attorney General.
Who else on this planet is as prone to such stark shifts in mood?