7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (May 5)

5. House Of Horrors, Part 2

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That second act, somehow, was more insane than the first.

Wyatt trapped Orton under the fridge and stumbled into the limo outside, singing "He's got the whole world in his hands". It was as black as midnight as he drove away, which was odd. The pay-per-view was broadcast live from the sunny climes of San Jose, California.

Orton somehow moved the fridge and must have hit up an Uber to get himself to the arena. There were no other vehicles around, save for that self-driving tractor. He might have even teleported or took a jet because he evidently moved time zones. It was never explained how Orton got there near enough the same time - WWE even missed an opportunity to reveal Orton as the limo driver ("Where to, Bray?"), which at least might have provoked something of a reaction. The straight match they wrestled later in the show was received mildly at best.

Orton even had time to have a quick shave - Jesus wept - before appearing behind and getting the best of Wyatt in a deathly dull affair. Wyatt on the go-home show destroyed The Miz, Dean Ambrose and Chris Jericho to look strong for this debacle, which he required the help of Jinder Mahal just to win.

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