7 Movies WWE Writers Should Plagiarize For Bray Wyatt Next
7. No Country For Old Men
Remember when Chris Jericho came back in 2008 and didnt say all that much? Apparently that scowl was meant to be his impersonation of Anton Chirgurh, the oddly cryptic badass from the Coen brothers Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men. What never felt right with Jerichos attempt was the fact he couldnt get the balance of mind-bending lyricism and righteous evil, a mixture that made Chigurh wholly unique. Now, imagine if Bray Wyatt took on that character? Take away the Southern charm of the current Wyatt and replace it with a humourless menace and were already dangerously close to a decent Chigurh. Hell, Wyatts wild eyes and twisted tongue wouldnt need to be modified whatsoever, especially seeing as fate and destiny seem to be the topics of the day for both men. The image of Wyatt holding up a coin and demanding John Cena to call it while Cena begs for mercy is a tantalising one. We'll all know how doomed the Cenanation is when Wyatt looks down on Cena and tells him that he should accept whats coming: theres more dignity in it after all.
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