7 Movies WWE Writers Should Plagiarize For Bray Wyatt Next
6. House Of 1000 Corpses
Theres no denying that Wyatts Southern-fried persona could have been lifted straight out of a Rob Zombie movie, so why not go one step further? Have Wyatt come out in deranged clown make-up, demonstrate an even more lurid sense of humour and take joy in leading innocent faces to their grisly demise and, voilla, Captain Bray Spaulding is born. You could even reintroduce the Wyatt Family, only this time they are bigger, fiercer and more prone to blood and gore. Harper could be back as his right hand man but this time team them up with some NXT talent like Bull Dempsey or Baron Corbin. Throw in some eye candy like Summer Rae and raging giant Big Show for good measure and youve got yourself a formidable bunch of crazy carny lunatics who pine for the souls of others. Just like in Wyatts feud with Daniel Bryan, the name of the game could be to see which superstars would be willing to join WWEs newest weirdos and which ones would be willing to stand their ground: only to pay the ultimate price of eternal damnation if they fail.
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